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A construction worker named John Smith had an accident at work and died.
His co-workers don't know who is going to tell John's wife that he died.

After a lot of arguing they decide that Jack should bring the news.

After an hour Jack returns with two crates of beer. Everyone asks him how he got them.

Jack says, "I knocked on the door and a woman opened it. I asked: Are you John Smith's widow?"

The woman answered, "No, I'm his wife!"

Jack responded, "You want to bet two crates of beer that you're not?"

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