Eave Repair
North Wales, PA Repairing or replacing eaves to protect the roofline and improve home aesthetics. Building or repairing shelves, cabinets, decks, fences, or furniture can be a significant part of your work.
Call Text EmailThis guy lives in a bad neighborhood and every night, when he walks home, he grabs a couple of cobblestones in each hand, for protection from thieves and muggers.
After some time, there is a pile of cobblestones outside his home.
His contractor neighbor notices and asks, "What's up with all these rocks?"
Guy responds, "Oh, they're the cobblestones I use to protect myself when coming home."
Neighbor thinks for a few seconds and says, "I think we have enough rocks for a full fence here. Next time, when you come home, fill up some socks with some sand."
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